tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54678752621848786902024-03-14T02:09:51.922-04:00I Think My Cat Is An AlienUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-67825331311675748062012-03-23T21:56:00.002-04:002012-03-23T22:13:46.233-04:00I can't do everything for you, scientistsYou know, I'm not an expert on cats. I'm not trying to pretend that I am or mislead anyone. I'm just your average crazy cat lady with my (more than a) half dozen felines. I base my theories on what I see and attempt to form the most logical conclusions and explanations based on these experiences. It's understandable that perhaps, sometimes, my theories might be incorrect. So far they haven't, of Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-44177260247832137292011-03-24T00:00:00.063-04:002011-03-26T21:43:50.764-04:00Cats are squirreltasticHello again! Long time, no post. When I'm away at school, I rarely have the time, nor the inspiration, to write about my furry felines who stay at home. I only get to see them on the weekends every few weeks and my mother (henceforth their grandmother) hasn't been keeping data logs on their behavior like I asked her. "Alien cats?" she said. "That's silly" she said. "You're wasting all the tinfoilUnknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-88401023737391549702010-08-12T00:00:00.006-04:002010-08-12T00:00:00.703-04:00So Is There Any Particular Reason Why You're Sitting In The Water Bowl, Human?So it's 7:00 AM and you've just woken up - you're shuffling your way into the bathroom to do your business and start the day. You close the door and groggily turn on the water, take your clothes off, and climb in. Thirty seconds later, the door is flung wide open and in saunters a cat.Or maybe you're trying to concentrate on the loo and suddenly you hear scratching noises on the door. Then it Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-89201121782183069452010-08-10T00:00:00.014-04:002010-08-10T11:41:13.129-04:00It's a Cutesplosion!Babies. They're cute. Big eyes, soft skin, and little noses result in massive amounts of squealing, hugging, and kissing. This isn't unique to human babies; these traits are universal. Puppies, kittens, monkeys - hell, even baby alligators trigger that special caring/nurturing mode inside of us.Rawr! When I grow up I'm gonna be big and strong, just like my mommy!Scientists believe in an Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-49585966443235046272010-08-08T00:00:00.012-04:002011-03-27T01:15:01.235-04:00World Cat Day? Pfft, I Don't Think SoWhen I first created this blog (just a month ago), I stumbled upon the Cat Blogosphere. It's been a great way to get my name out there and to check out other cat blogs. It's proven to be a good source of information, too, and I recently learned that such a thing exists as "World Cat Day," which is today. You know what I think?
Blasphemy.
We currently have 53 official cat days: 52 Caturdays (Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-11332860642879691262010-08-05T00:00:00.007-04:002010-08-05T00:00:00.522-04:00I Can Has Proofburgers?Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.- AnonymousIt is a well known fact that in Ancient Egypt, cats were thought of very highly. So much so that the culture had two feline goddesses, Mafdet and Bastet. Cats protected the weak, pathetic humans from dangerous creatures, such as snakes and scorpions. When they were domesticated (lol), they took care ofUnknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-8915245104095171112010-08-03T00:00:00.015-04:002011-03-27T01:18:33.314-04:00Brb, Reading Ur Mindz. . . Well that was quick.If there are multiple cats living in your house (as there should be), you've probably noticed the intricate and complex relationships they form with their fellow house cats. They might be BFFs or barely able to tolerate one another. Mr. Jingles might like to play wrestle with Sir Meowsalot but will only cuddle on the couch with Fred. My two boys, Nicky and Boom Boom, are nearly inseparable and doUnknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-83381248534384457932010-07-29T00:00:00.004-04:002010-08-06T09:25:14.714-04:00So Is There Any Particular Reason Why You're Sitting In The Litter Box?A few days ago, I'm sitting at the computer, when I hear a voice from the other room. "Cleo, what are you doing?" I walk over and find the smaller of my two black cats sitting in the litterbox. Not doing or planning anything, just relaxing. It's like lounging on the couch watching TV. If the couch was a toilet.It's not the fact that she was sitting in the litterbox that's so bizarre so much as ifUnknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-75243000510262111582010-07-27T00:00:00.001-04:002010-07-27T00:00:03.945-04:00No Sleeping On The JobIt's 3:14 AM and you're in the deepest stage of sleep, the period where your body gets most of the benefits of rest. You're dreaming about a world without litterboxes; it's really a very happy place. You feel warm and content and - and - and you can't breathe? Your chest feels heavy and there's this horrible, moist, fishy aroma in the air.*SMACK*You wake up, dazed and confused, and see two brightUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-77503804588389195892010-07-22T00:00:00.008-04:002010-08-06T09:19:55.583-04:00H2 NO!On Tuesday, I brought up a theory about why cats sleep so much. It's just that - a theory. I am not a cat. I do not speak to cats (well, I do, but they just look at me in disdain). I don't actually know what cats are like as aliens. I can only assume and make educated guesses based on the evidence I've seen.Giving a cat a bath once in a while is both necessary and dangerous. If you don't mind theUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-8921499971198178162010-07-20T00:00:00.004-04:002010-07-20T06:02:19.077-04:00Needz Moar Z'sCats sleep about 13-16 hours a day, although particularly lazy cats might average between 18-20. Twenty minutes after a two hour nap, they collapse on your favorite chair in exhaustion, ready for another snooze session.The big question on everyone's mind is why. Why do cats sleep so much? You'd think for a species bent on taking over the world, they'd dedicate more of their time and resources to,Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-26850174606873835252010-07-15T00:00:00.007-04:002010-07-15T01:06:53.202-04:00Tails: Not Just Handles AnymoreCats are known for their grace and agility. There are countless stories of cats who fall from tall trees and land on their feet, walking away with such nonchalance you'd think it's something they did on a daily basis. How many cat commercials have there been where the star cat elegantly strolls into the room, waiting to be served noms in a crystal dish? Ask anyone - a vet, a supposed "cat lover,"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467875262184878690.post-87693797574124704812010-07-13T22:35:00.002-04:002010-07-19T21:04:34.313-04:00The RevelationIt was about about 5:00 AM as I was laying in bed, staring up at the ceiling, sweating like a pig. The fan was on, but it did nothing to fight the heat and humidity. Apart from the fan humming and the obnoxious birds outside chirping their cheerful little heads off, it was relatively quiet. I was just about to drift off to sleep when I heard a loud crash coming from downstairs.I didn't bother to Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0